31: Why is it good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.2. Your orgasms are real. Always.3. Your last name stays put.4. The garage is all yours.5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.6. You never feel com
32: Women are impossible to please!
A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopp
33: Tehran and Flight 000
The flight 000 was going to Tehran from London. When it gets close toTehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:"Tehran, th
34: Obituary
The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" "Five dollars per word, ma'am," came the response.
35: Finally a boy!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pr
36: The Arabs vs The Jewish
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a fat little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to
37: American vs Frenchman
A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat br
38: A Wet Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in chur
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